Banned a woman from the bar tonight. I’m sorry I won’t over serve you?
This is not your house. Please stop moving the furniture around like you live here.
You don’t want to be the customer the workers hate seeing walk through the door.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
I still don’t understand why people don’t push in their chairs when they leave.
It’s a rare customer that can realize that it’s inappropriate to whine to their morning barista about how tired they are because they had to be up at 6 am. I’m here, in my apron, smiling and cheerful. My alarm goes off at 4 am and I haven’t had my coffee either.
"This tastes like water"
That’s because you’re drinking skim milk.