What I’d like to say to some customers. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️


What I’d like to say to some customers. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

People who genuinely feel bad about spilling their drink are so sweet.

You’re never in the weeds if you don’t give a shit

  • Me: Good afternoon, how are you?
  • Customer:
  • Me: -does back flips-
  • Customer:
  • Me: -dances with a top hat-
  • Customer:
  • Me: -swallows fire-
  • Customer:
  • Me: ...alright here are your menus.


To the sir who puts his dishes right NEXT to the dishtub but never IN the dishtub: I hate you.

I don’t understand the people who treat those who prepare their FOOD badly.


if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • Server: Jasmine tea to table 17, no honey.
  • Table 17: Do you have honey?
  • Customer: How are you so thin?
  • Me: Genetics. ...so here are your menus.



Public Service Announcement: Tell me what size you want when you order.

fucking yes

Banned a woman from the bar tonight. I’m sorry I won’t over serve you?

"I spilled my completely full drink all over your counter can I have a new one?"
Shit Customers Say