People who pour sugar into their coffee without tasting it first are the same as those who pour salt onto their food without tasting it.
Last night I walked in to three two tops, two eight tops, and two four tops, all arriving at 5:30pm for dinner. With two servers and no bartender.
- Me: Good afternoon, how are you?
- Me: -does back flips-
- Me: -dances with a top hat-
- Me: -swallows fire-
- Me: ...alright here are your menus.
To the sir who puts his dishes right NEXT to the dishtub but never IN the dishtub: I hate you.
if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord
- waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
- waitress: sir please stop cyring
- Customer: How are you so thin?
- Me: Genetics. ...so here are your menus.