wiscoteacher24:

What I’d like to say to some customers. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

wiscoteacher24:

What I’d like to say to some customers. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

People who genuinely feel bad about spilling their drink are so sweet.

You’re never in the weeds if you don’t give a shit

  • Me: Good afternoon, how are you?
  • Customer:
  • Me: -does back flips-
  • Customer:
  • Me: -dances with a top hat-
  • Customer:
  • Me: -swallows fire-
  • Customer:
  • Me: ...alright here are your menus.

bitterbrrista:

To the sir who puts his dishes right NEXT to the dishtub but never IN the dishtub: I hate you.

I don’t understand the people who treat those who prepare their FOOD badly.

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • Server: Jasmine tea to table 17, no honey.
  • Table 17: Do you have honey?
  • Customer: How are you so thin?
  • Me: Genetics. ...so here are your menus.

dolce-inspirazione:

thebaristababe:

Public Service Announcement: Tell me what size you want when you order.

fucking yes

Banned a woman from the bar tonight. I’m sorry I won’t over serve you?

"I spilled my completely full drink all over your counter can I have a new one?"
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